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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 10, 2008 19:53:22 GMT -5
Welcome to my ongoing story of the SSB characters living in one house! Please don't add to it. I will try to add a new episode every day (hopefully).
And thanks to Trav to inspiring me to do this.
Most of these stories are credit to me, and several ideas are my brothers', Trav's, or Adam's.
The story goes like anime. The story is divided into arcs and the arcs are divided into episodes, just so you know.
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 10, 2008 20:06:49 GMT -5
Mario: Okey-Dokey! The a weekly house meeting will now come a to a order! What a complaints do we a have this week?
Peach: Marth keeps using all my shampoo!
Marth: No I do not.
(Yes, Marth's language has been changed to english, mostly due to simplicity)
Mario: Marth, buy your own shampoo.
Marth: Fine.
Mario: Anything else?
All: No.
Mario: Okay. What do we want for dinner then?
Luigi: I want a spaghetti!
Mario: No Luigi! I am a tired of a the Italian stereotypes! How about a pizza?
All except Luigi: Okay!
Luigi: Don't see why he's more popular.
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 11, 2008 17:53:33 GMT -5
Mario: Okey-a-Dokey! I have a sent for a the pizza! Fox! Falco! Go and a get a the pizza... A.
Falco: Piece of cake!
Fox: Why two of us?
Mario: Because a Slippy needs a to get out of a the house. And he a only follows you.
Slippy: Yay! Fox and I are going on a trip!
Fox: I'll get you back for this Mario.
Mario: Which a reminds me. Where is a Caption a Falcon?
Elsewhere in the city.
Caption Falcon: Falcon Punch!
Falcon Kick!
Falcon rob bank!
Falcon kill pedestrian!
Falcon in jail!
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 12, 2008 8:20:30 GMT -5
Fox and Falco (With Slippy in tow) leave the SSB house in a Landmaster. Falco is driving.
Falco: Joy Ride!
Falco is running over anyone that gets between him and the pizza.
Fox: Perhaps you should let me drive.
Falco: Not a chance.
Slippy: Hay, isn't that Capt. Falcon over there?
Fox: Ya, it is.
Falco: Ya, Convertibles equal bonus points!
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 14, 2008 18:16:51 GMT -5
Captain Falcon: Falcon in jail!
Falcon in jail!
Falcon in jail!
Falcon in jail!
Unnamed guard #1: Captain Falcon, if you do't shut up Falcon's gonna get put in the electric chair!
C. Falcon: Falcon dose not like the electric chair!
Unnamed bum in the cell next to C. Falcon #1: It ain't that bad.
C. Falcon: ... Falcon notices you are a Pichu!
Unnamed bum in the cell next to C. Falcon #1: Yep, I'm here because I tried to kill Red (Pokemon Trainer, for those who don't know) because he's in Brawl and I ain't.
C. Falcon: Falcon want to know why your name's Unnamed bum in the cell next to C. Falcon #1!
Unnamed bum in the cell next to C. Falcon #1: The damn trainer who got me nicknamed me that.
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Post by ArwingAce21 on Apr 14, 2008 20:46:40 GMT -5
<Begin spoof>
Wild Pichu appeared!
Red: Go Charizard!
Wild Pichu used U-Turn! It's not very effective... Wild Pichu fled the battle.
Red: Hmm, that was easy. Charizard, return!
Wild Captain Falcon appeared after Pichu used U-Turn!
Red: Huh? That isn't supposed to work in the wild... Hmm, *draws pokedex*
Pokedex: Capt. Falcon. Manliness Pokemon. Fire Type. Highest Stat is speed. Move Set:
Falcon Punch - 5/5PP - 150 Attack power (AP) - Fire
Falcon Kick - 15/15PP - 80 AP - Fighting
Raptor Boost - 20/20PP - 60 AP - Flying
Taunt - 20/20PP - N/A - Dark
Red: Hmm, diverse move set. A Fire type too. Okay, go Squirtle!!
Foe Capt. Falcon used Falcon Kick!
Squirtle lost 89 hp. Squirtle used Waterfall! It's super effective!
Foe Capt. Falcon lost 134 hp. Foe Capt. Falcon recovered 50 hp using its held Samus Pr0n.
Red: Dang, 50 hp! I gotta get me one of those Samus Pr0n held items!
Foe Capt. Falcon used Falcon Punch!
Capt. Falcon: Falcooooooooon........
Foe Capt. Falcon is charging energy.
Squirtle used Protect!
Foe Capt. Falcon used Falcon Punch!
Capt. Falcon: ...PAWNCH!!!!!
Squirtle protected itself.
Foe Capt. Falcon recovered 50hp using its held Samus Pr0n.
Squirtle used Tail Whip!
Foe Capt. Falcon's defense fell!
Foe Capt. Falcon used Taunt!
Capt. Falcon: Show me ya moves!
Foe Capt. Falcon recovered 50 hp using its held Samus Pr0n.
Squirtle used Hydro Pump!
Foe Capt. Falcon lost 263 hp! Foe Capt. Falcon fainted!
Squirtle gained 3,862 exp! Squirtle grew to level 89!
Red: Yes! Hmm? What's this on the ground here...
Red found a Samus Pr0n! This picture collection, if held by a male Pokemon, will recover 50 hp at the end of each turn.
Red: *Looks at Samus Pr0n* GAAAHHH!!! *Is corrupted (/pun) for life and loses his innocence*
</end spoof>
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Post by Sabre on Apr 15, 2008 17:22:35 GMT -5
Wow, intresting.....
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 16, 2008 6:07:35 GMT -5
I'll try to add several updates today because I'll be gone for several days
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 16, 2008 18:30:34 GMT -5
After successfully obtaining the pizza, we rejoin Falco, Fox, and the worthless Slippy.
Slippy: Yuck! Pepperoni, anchovies, Koopas, and Eggplant! Who picked this?!?!
Flashback to when the pizza toppings were being choosen.
Mario: Okay! What a toppings do we a want?
Link: Octorok!
Mario: No Link, no a octoroks...A.
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep!
Mario: No Mr. Game and Watch, Cheep-cheeps cost a extra.
Ice Climbers: Eggplant!
Mario: Yes. Sounds a good.
Bowser: Mario's head!
Mario: Maybe a later Bowser.
Luigi: Goombas!
Mario: No, Luigi, I want a koopas! And when a Mario want a koopas, Mario a get a Koopas!
End Flashback
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 16, 2008 18:31:48 GMT -5
The purpose of that update was I forgot to put it earlier.
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Post by ArwingAce21 on Apr 16, 2008 20:18:07 GMT -5
Haha! Fun, but so short...
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Post by austin on Apr 17, 2008 16:08:29 GMT -5
mm..
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 22, 2008 19:53:54 GMT -5
When we last left our valiant pizza pickup crew, Falco, Fox, and Slippy, Slippy was complaining about the pizza toppings. This problem has been resolved by beating Slippy Senseless.
Slippy: Look at all the stars Fox!
Fox: Yes Slippy, stars.
Falco hears Captain Falcon's screams from across town.
C. Falcon: Falcon in jail! Falcon in Jail! Falcon in Jail!
Falco: My super sensitive hearing is picking up the yells of the wild Captain Falcon!
Fox: Sigh. We might as well get him out. Mario's gonna tell us to anyway.
Falco: Already ahead of ya! Rob (64, not NES accessory) send me an Arwing!
ROB 64: Roger Falco!
ROB 64 sends AceArwing down
Ace: Look ma! I'm in a fanfic!
Falco: Get rid of this thing, ROB!
ROB 64: Yes Falco.
ROB 64 Blasts Ace far away
Ace: Looks like AceArwing is blasting off again!
ROB 64 send down an Arwing
Falco: Ya!
Fox: Oh, god ROB, what have you gotten us into.
Slippy: Pretty stars! Pretty stars!
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Post by ArwingAce21 on Apr 23, 2008 19:42:36 GMT -5
Ace: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! *Ejects into the emergency escape pod*
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Post by travtheness on Apr 23, 2008 19:46:46 GMT -5
There is no emergency escape pod. >_>
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 25, 2008 15:40:23 GMT -5
Fox: I'd better go after Falco. Slippy stay here. And don't get shot.
Slippy: Okay!
Fox drives away in the Landmaster
Slippy: Okay, I'm by myself. What should I do?
Man: Hay kid, wanna buy some Porno?
Slippy: What's Porno?
Man: Some really good $h!7 man.
Slippy: What you say?!?
Man: It's really good.
Slippy: No, after that.
Man: Man?
Slippy: No, before that.
Man: $h!7?
Slippy: Ya! What's that?
Man: ...
Slippy: Well?
Man: Just buy it you f^(kn' frog!
Slippy: What's that mean?
Slippy gets shot, and the man leaves the porno with Slippy.
Slippy reads it.
Slippy: Holy $h!7! F^(k!
Slippy goes back to how he was in the previous episode.
*The Porno had Amanda as the cover story*
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Post by ArwingAce21 on Apr 26, 2008 10:37:17 GMT -5
Who is this Amanda person...and why wasn't my Samus Pr0n item featured here?
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 26, 2008 10:46:03 GMT -5
Star Fox Command. Slippy's soon to be bride.
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Post by travtheness on Apr 26, 2008 17:59:39 GMT -5
your samus pr0n is defective
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 29, 2008 19:33:36 GMT -5
By this time, Fox has made it to Jail to get C. Falcon out of jail
Fox: Don't Worry, Caption Falcon, I'll get you out.
C. Falcon: Falcon would greatly appreciate it!
Fox: How many coins for the idiot in the racing helmet?
Unnamed guard #1: 10000 coins.
Fox: 10000! It's impossible to get that much!
Unnamed guard #1: That's the point.
Fox: Falcon, what'd you do this time to get your bail that high?
C. Falcon: Falcon rob bank! Falcon kill pedestrian!
C. Falcon smiles stupidly
Fox: great, looks like I'm gonna have to break him out. Where's Falco when you need him.
Falco: I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
Falco is somewhere in the sahara.
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Post by ArwingAce21 on Apr 30, 2008 16:23:29 GMT -5
Falcon remember Amanda! Falcon shudder at though of little Slippys running around.
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Post by trippthezelda on Apr 30, 2008 19:36:00 GMT -5
Falcon remember Amanda! Falcon shudder at though of little Slippys running around. Falco shoots them with the blaster Dang it! Why do they have such high HP! |
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Post by trippthezelda on May 11, 2008 19:03:25 GMT -5
Fox calls up Falco on a communication device
Fox: Falco, where are you?
Falco: I don't know, but I don't understand the language here.
Gangsta: Wazup bird-Homi! Waz a pimp-look'n guy like you do''n in teh getto? Look'n fer sum head?
Falco: What you say? I don't speak you're language?
Gangsta: Wha you say, bird-homi? I'm gonna fix meself up a phat hat outa you!
Falco: Fox, I gotta go.
Fox: What? Don't hang up! No! Don't!
Communicator: BEEP BEEP BEEP. You're Call Has Been Dropped.
Fox: F---ing Thing. OK, I'm gonna hace to tunnel into the jail, with this!
Fox holds up a drill
Announcer's voice: That's right! The sigmaDrill Mach 8! Afer seven tries, the scientists at HAL Laboratories have made the best in drilling technology! And It can be your's for the low low price of 10000 coins!
Drill not included. Offer only good while supplies last. Only accepting coins, no dollers, or Rupees. No foxes where intintenaly harmed in the making of this ad.
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Post by trippthezelda on May 11, 2008 19:04:52 GMT -5
Please ignore all spelling errors in the Gangsta's dialog
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Post by ArwingAce21 on May 12, 2008 20:38:38 GMT -5
Gangsters: *Mob Falco*
Falco: *Grabs Smash Ball* Personally, I prefer the sky.
Landmaster: *Kills the gangsters*
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Post by travtheness on Jun 23, 2008 15:09:04 GMT -5
that doesn't work when i try it
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Post by trippthezelda on Jul 7, 2008 10:02:49 GMT -5
Fox starts to tunnel through the wall
The drill breaks
Fox: Peace of crap! I knew I shouldn't have bought it from Ganondorf! Now what.
Slippy recovers from his porno shock
Slippy: Fox, why don't you just use this hole in the wall?
Fox notices the hole in the wall
Fox: Doh!
Inside the jail
Fox: OK, C. Falcon, we're busting ya out.
C. Falcon: Falcon bust out! Falcon Bust Out!
Fox: Falcon, you idiot!
Worthless guard #385: Get back here!
Fox: Run, run!
C. Falcon: Falcon is running! Falcon is Running!
Guards have surrounded the jail
Fox: Now what.
Suddenly Falco flies in on AceArwing
Ace: I'm in a fanfic again!
Falco shoots a smart bomb out of Ace's mouth, blowing up the jail and anything else in a five block radius.
Fox: Way to go Falco, you blew up the jail, now we'll go to jail.
Falco: Ha ha. Go boom.
Jail commissioner: You know, we would have let yoou take Falcon if you had traded us someone else.
Fox: So we can get anyone out of jail by giving you someone else?
J.C.: Yes.
Fox: Hmmm....
Twelve minutes later the jail is rebuilt (yes that is slow for a fictional world.)
Slippy sits in a jail cell with a harmonica with C. Falcon.
C. Falcon: Falcon need bathroom! Falcon need bathroom!
Meanwhile, back at the SSB House
Mario: So, Captain a Falcon shrank a?
Fox: Yes.
Mario: And a turned yellow?
Falco: Yes.
Mario: And a Slippy died in a freak porno accedent?
Fox: Yes.
Mario: Sounds a good to a me! Now where a s a the pizza... a.
Fox and Falco: The what?
Bob, the Final Fantasy I magic salesman: I hate it when the Smash Brother people order pizza. They never pick it up and it's so revolting that I don't want to eat it.
Pichu: Join us next time when I try to kill Pokemon Trainer.
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Post by travtheness on Jul 7, 2008 14:12:19 GMT -5
*claps*
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Post by Sabre on Jul 9, 2008 19:06:43 GMT -5
 .........I wish i had a keyboard for my Wii |
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Post by trippthezelda on Jul 10, 2008 17:43:45 GMT -5
why?
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.........I wish i had a keyboard for my Wii